Dog vomits in the hotel room immediately after arriving? Check.
Dog barks at every noise all night while we desperately try to shut him up and avoid getting kicked out? Check.
Dog barks at little girl in the lobby as he is being taken outside for his morning pee? Check.
Dog barks and lunges at stranger smoking outside the door? Check.
I get the feeling this asshole will be spending our vacations in a pet hotel from now on. Fucker.